COWBOY OBSTRICITION
It's Sunday or Monday for sure I can't say. The boys got the pickup and all got away And just why can't I go? to them I did say You've got to stay here and calve heifers today. My jobs in the springtime some times runs till fall I sleep very little and run at the call A heifer is down and mother to be If she needs help she can count on me I'm all equipped a chain in my hand, A horse saddled up the best in the land, The more calves I save the more we can sell But I sure hate to calve them inside a corral (Calves get white scours and die) I've calved in the cedars where their hard to find Yip this. ones in trouble I sneak up behind I put on the chain and I give a long pull And when it's all over I delivered a bull. This one was easy so I look for another Who knows I may save his sister or brother It takes lots of doing and lots of know how And not everybody can calve out a cow. I lose several calves and a heifer or two But the loss would be greater if I weren't here too This job has no ending goes on day and night I get very tired although things go right It sure is heck when one's on the fight I work twice as hard and look quite a sight I wear every color that nature provides Oh well what's the difference, it's on the outside I put all the pairs out they're doing OK Oh heck there's two calves on that heifer today Oh well what's the difference? They're young yet you see Some day they'll know better like you and like me. The boss asks this question how great was the loss? I sure hate to say sir but since you're the boss I've lost 12% sir and that is right Lost some in the daytime and some at night Let's calve them at threes sir, their chances would be better The only danger would be in bad weather Can't do that, the boss said my interests too high The bank wants the money and so do I. Things will work out some day I suppose In the mean time these heifers are ruining my clothes Darkness is here and the pickup comes in The boys all have whiskey and beer on their chins Laughing and joking and telling a tale And if I'd of been with them we'd all be in jail. I could write more verses like this I would say But I've got to stay here and calve heifers today. Louis Cusimano April 10, 1968 Portrait of a real life Cowboy- Louis Cusimano, A True American Hero
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