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Cowboy Truisms

Here some Cowboy "truisms." Chepe Reverez at South Mountain was the first I heard use the term "truism."
"Mas tequila por favor!" because no great story starts with someone eating a salad...
      old vaquero saying

Here is one I heard only today..."If you need to put a stampede string on your Scotch cap, you know you are in...and there could be a number of states...North Dakota

Melissa N Ty Fowler: It's so dry in Fallon NV, that you have to throw the hogs in the water tank first so they will hold slop! lol. Ty.

Melissa N Ty Fowler: When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep is your downfall.... As Mike says, think about it!! Ty.

Melissa N Ty Fowler: The Nevada desert is so big you can watch your dog run away for three days.

Bill Mooney: Three cows standing on a steep hill watching a cowboy work his way up to them. The old cow said, "You go up, you go down, and I'll stand here and pee---that way he won't get any of us."

Cowboy Showcase: Here are a couple of freebees...As the old cowman said, "If you break the cows rules, the cows will make you pay." Another said, "Cows have more time than cowboys so cows always win."

Berent Culp: If the wind stopped blowing in Wyoming, everybody would fall down.

Melissa N Ty Fowler: It's so windy in Wyoming that a horse going with the wind cannot raise it's tail, or the bit will blow out of his mouth! Ty.

Dave and Paula Hicks, Salem Arkansas:  My wife and I were coming back from the feed store and she said " One rancher said to another rancher, "Takes me all day to drive my pick-up truck across my ranch".The other rancher says" Yep I had a truck like that once."

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A tribute to the favorite Basque drink!

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"I believe in Fairy God Mothers, Magical Ponies, Good Honest Cowboys, and other mythical creatures."

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Arizona gas prices 2003...If you thought it was bad then...

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Never eat chicken before you get on a bad horse.....You are what you eat.

   Chuck Hall, Bruneau, Idaho

Puckerbrush, Nevada

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Quote of the week:  "Cowboys are always leaving." 

    or another version:  "Cowboys are always going somewhere."

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   " I would like to pass on some information I think you might like too know, I don´t know if there is anyone living who remembers or heard of Range Roping Horse? I heard of it when I was quit young from an Ol Timer who had cowboy´d out in Wyoming back at the turn of the century, 1900. He told me the best roping horse he ever had was a "Range Roper"; I didn´t know what he meant? he chuckled and said:  "son, a Range Roper is one that will watch your back when your out working alone! when your out and find a calf that needs tending too, you rope it, go down your twine and as soon as you got the critter on the ground your horse will come up and watch your back and keep that little dogy´s mamma from running up your back side"  Mark Warnber

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